(Source: joost5)

florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

• Me: Hello?
• Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
• Me: I have no mother.
• Her: Well can I speak to your father?
• Me: Yeah, which one?
• Her: Which one is home?
• Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
• Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
• Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
• Her: So who's Antonio?
• Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
• Her: So Carlos was cheating?
• Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
• Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
• Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
• Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
• Me: I never said that.
• Her: Yes, yes you did!
• Me: No I didn't.
• Her: Y-yes! You did!
• Me: Did what?
• Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

The Samples - “Could It Be Another Change”

(Source: kidmograph)

milfoftheyear:

when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

greenerhearts:

If It’s The Beaches

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The Avett Brothers

(Source: sataniccandyland)

bohoclub:

adult-tree:

crying

this is adorable, i want a relationship like this <33

(Source: c-riptografada)

teaxcups:

On a scale of 1 to Nick Carraway how much of a third wheel are you

shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

fearlings:

the sound of the wind blowing through the bustling trees forever calms me

(Source: officerkalakaua)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

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